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“Z” Hints and Tips – Part 2

by on Feb.24, 2010, under PC Game Hints & Tips, PC Retro Gaming

Part II: More of General Zod’s revealing secrets.

 “Hey, Brad … quit with the munchies and keep reading will you? I want to see what happens next.”

“Sheesh, Al, I thought I told you to get your optical fibers replaced; I’m sick of reading stories for you!”

“Gee, Brad, do you want me to tell General Zod about that little episode with the geisha droid and that amusing prosthesis … ?”

“OK, OK! Just sit down and shut up eh?”
(continue reading…)

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“Z” Hints and Tips – Part 1

by on Feb.24, 2010, under PC Game Hints & Tips, PC Retro Gaming

Part I: Extracts from the diary of General Zod.

“Nice move, Brad! I told you to keep your Zod-damn distance from this soddin’ planet.”

“Hey, how was I to know Kakaphoon pulled a solid 12G’s at perigee.”

“Well, if you hadn’t punched out the autopilot when she beat you at Ker-plunk(TM) maybe you’d be…”

“Oh put a sock in it, or I’ll activate your censor chip!”
(continue reading…)

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